Well friends, I slept for 2.5 hours last night so you know what that means! Another exciting edition of crse’s insomnia thinking!
1. Staple removers are pretty darn amazing when you think about it. I could say more….but I don’t want to take anything from you gentle readers. Go ahead, just take a minute and think about the staple remover….pretty darn amazing eh?
2. Arrogant people piss me off. I mean really piss me off. This dwelling was based on an experience last night in which my integrity was questioned (ok perhaps that’s a bit dramatic, but the identified behavior was notably dickish) by an arrogant person. Who was drunk. Can I just add that as a rule? One’s position on the high horse is diminished notably when one use the c word to a professional regarding another professional. (No he did not mean “c is for crse”, but fortunately nor did he direct the word at me personally)
3. I really hate plot holes. And false set ups in my shows. Like when someone is foreshadowed to be a complete psycho (or at least really interesting) and they end up getting killed. Or worse, being a “good” person.
4. If Chinese restaurants didn’t have unappetizing seafood items located in alarming places throughout the buffets (e.g. some chewed up looking spew stuffed into clam shells between the strawberry bananas and the lime jello) I would not be so resistant to them. Oh and if they didn’t have a funky smell and if it wasn’t against the restaurant code to be polite to patrons. That might help too….
5. Did I chase away the guest(s) of honor from our party last week with my drunken rant about gimp awareness?
6. Im so thrilled that the Turnip finally proposed! (did I mention?) Ive waited a year for this. Just think, only a month ago he was calling hugs and kisses “mean and wude and nasty nasty nasty” and then out of the blue on Sunday, he tells the family he wants to marry me! Don’t you judge me people. He has a future therapy savings account.
7. Ben 10′s grandpa is kind of a passive-aggressive dick about food prep, I think. Seriously, he is at least 60 and these are his grandkids right? So why does he insist on acting like live squid is ok to serve? They are like 12 years old you selfish ass. Would it kill you to grab some tofudogs?
Yeah, I went with the numbered format this time. I like to shake it up for you folks every once in a while. You’re welcome….
This is how I feel. I’m also desperately sleep deprived and I was thinking of a blog rant, but mine won’t be funny like yours but probably whiny instead. Did that jackhole really use the C word? Come on. Only a complete moron wouldn’t be aware of its limited range. I’m right with you on the arrogant people. I took one of them down yesterday, but the rest of that story is offstage. I lolled at your Chinese restaurant description. Spot on. Lastly, congratulations on your engagement! He is a handsome devil. Everyone ends up in therapy, or needs to, eventually. It’s a credit to your parenting that you’ve planned so well for it!
So I’m a little sleep-deprived myself, which I hope excuses me for the fact that when I read “C is for crse”, I started singing it in my head to the tune of , “C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me.”
Are you kidding me? There are SO many reasons the guest of honor could’ve decided it was time to go! I personally blame the “retarded girl”.
My kids think eating live squid would be way, way cool. They’ve seen it done by Asian folks who just stab the squid through the head with a chopstick and gnaw away. That pretty much sealed my conviction to never, not ever, eat live squid. Eeewww.
Like JR above, I also heard “C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me” in my head when reading this post.
Man, most of the time I’m doing this stuff with eyes wide open and completely alert.
I think I would scare myself and everyone else if I functioned with only 2.5 hours of sleep.