Courtesy of my newest object of blogstalking, the effervescently entertaining Nancycle
DO YOU SNORE? When Im sick i do.
· ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Im a bleeder.
· WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR? I dare not speak its name.
· AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? No. I found them disturbing in that you really couldnt build anything else.
· WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY” TV? It stresses me out – usually people are portrayed very poorly, it makes me uncomfortable to watch it. Generally what I’ve seen is people’s real emotions being exploited for ratings – it sickens me. (This is direct from Nancycle. I couldnt have said it better myself)
· DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? No. And it grosses me out when grown ups do.
· WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? I was a gorgeous baby. Good genetics. WHat can I say?
· IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Sigh….too late for that.
· WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Black.
· DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? Yes.
· HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? No and probably can live my life without needing to do that.
· ANY SECRET TALENTS? I have many secret talents.
· WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? The ocean.
· CAN YOU SWIM? Lets put it this way. I can not drown.
· HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO? I own it. GREAT MOVIE
· DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? Well yes. I dont bike to work or anything but i dont want my children to suffocate in toxicity either.
· HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? If I ever met a person who could actually do the licking…well…i think theyd be a pretty fun date…
· CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? No.
· DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? Electric pencil sharpeners are amazing.
· WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? As a stalker I think I really dont have a right to speak on this…
· IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? My past. My present. My future.
· DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes. I want to marry it.
· WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? the environment.
· WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU” ? About a half hour ago to Gill-smoke as I was examining the turnip’s Very Bad Haircut that we gave him jointly.
· DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? Depends on if I like the people getting married.
· HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? unfertilized.
· ARE BLONDES DUMB? Not any dumber than brunettes or red-heads or grey haired folks or bald people. People in general can be very dumb, regardless of hair color.
· WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? In the sock lemonade. Duh.
· WHAT TIME IS IT? 7:52pm
· DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Johnny.
· IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING? Are you kidding? I mclove the crap out of it.
· WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? About an hour ago.
· DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? If the bathtub is truly luxurious, a bath, otherwise a shower.
· IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? If he is, he has screwed me over badly for the past several years.
· DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? Sure
· ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? no. Im afraid of what is in the dark.
· WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Crystal meth er spider solitaire.
· CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Crunchy
· CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? No.
· HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? No.
· IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? If I wanted to wander around unable to accomplish anything in a neurotic mass of anxiety, sure.
· ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Not at all.
· WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Brown
· DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? Well..in theory yes.
· ARE YOU PSYCHIC? Well Im intuitive.
· HAVE YOU READ CATCHER IN THE RYE? Yes i like Salinger a lot.
· DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? hehehe
· HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? Only from my brothers. They knew and stole from me as well.
· CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? Ick.
· DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Are my friends who know better on the floor laughing?
· DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? No.
· DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Very much so.
· ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND? What man? What dog?
· YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Moreso than santa claus
· CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? Yes in fact.
· DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? Countless.
· IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? Yes.
· WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Toasted ravioli from market day.
· DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? In theory.
· HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW? Three. And one half.
· WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? The one for the mail away e-bay lesson. Where the guy chuckles and says, I cant promise you will make a million dollars selling baseball cards from the attic. ANd then chuckles again. I find that second chuckle so condescending I cant stand it.
· DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? No but based on the labels from my brother’s hand me downs, I wear their merchandise anyway.
· FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? I dont like candy corn