Ok because I have a pampered chef party that starts in 7 hours. Because my turnip is a grumpy little bitch this morning. Because my fans have clamored. Be ready. The lies are: (drum roll please)
#4. Gill and I met in a strange twist o fate kind of way that did not involve advertising, but did involve LB and Erthy and many other people and their paths crossing by chance.
#6 The crush is actually on Tom Brokaw.
#11 I. love. dogs!
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Dont feel bad friends. I AM that good of a liar.