why not a snarky pants Me-Me

Well its almost 9pm. Im really burnt in my mind but always like to leave Madame Fabu something to get her through the day. So I was going to do the Jesse Me-Me but his had fifty questions and the Fabulous Miss Snarkypants aka Lisa has only 26 items. So here we go….

A – Available/Single? Hehehe my favorite responses to this are “he’s married, Im not” and “I aint that married”. I heard a great one at work that described it best though: “two drinks away from anything.”

B – Best Friend? I have a few best friends. Madame Fabu obviously. Cim.My wimmin all qualify. (Gretty, Erthy, LB etc.) My friend Molly taught me to refer to them individually like “my best friend so and so” to create equality.

C- Cake or Pie? Let them eat cake. And Ill eat me some pie!

D – Drink Of Choice?
Vodka and diet coke.

E – Essential Item You Use Everyday? ack. laptop i guess!

F – Favorite Color? I like the cools.

G – Gummy Bears Or Worms? I dont care for either but i found these neon worms that are not sour and they stir something in me.

H – Hometown?
Wouldnt you like to know?

I – Indulgence? Yes. As much as possible.

J – January Or February? February is the longest month of the year for me mentally and emotionally but January is no picnic either. I vote June.

K – Kids & Their Names? Norm and the Turnip.

L – Life Is Incomplete Without? Love.

M – Marriage Date? November 14, 1994.

N- Number Of Siblings? Two brothers. And Im a middle child…

O – Oranges Or Apples? both please?

P – Phobias/Fears? Oh we could do a whole alphabet list on this alone.

Q – Favorite Quote? “The best part of you ran down your mother’s leg” (My eloquent brother came up with that!)

R – Reason to Smile? My dog loves Erthy in an amazingly special way making me believe that this destiny of us finding him is real.

S – Season?Salt!

T – Tag Three People? Well, I TAG YOU ALL.

U – Unknown Fact About Me? Im going to trim my toenails within the next hour and nobody but you knows its going to happen.

V – Vegetable you don’t like? Again could do a whole alphabet list of appalling vegetables.

W – Worst Habit? Just asked Gill this, he snickered. Maybe a third alphabet list is in order?

X – X-rays You’ve Had? Lots of them.

Y – Your Favorite Food? I really dont have a favorite anymore. I have a yen for home-made chex mix as Im writing this.

Z – Zodiac Sign?
Leo. You can tell by my hair.


7 Responses to why not a snarky pants Me-Me

  1. Jesse says:

    Excuse me, mine had 60. Which is way more awesomer than 50. No I will read your MEME and make a second comment. Probably.

  2. Jesse says:

    Favorites are for chumps. I think anyway.

    I don’t have a favorite anything. Unless I only have one something. Then that one thing is my favorite. Like my chair. I am sitting in my favorite chair. It is also my only chair.

    Vegetables are good. You should be nice to them. Remember, they all LOVE to be covered with cheese and or soaked in hot butter until they get all soft.

  3. Crse says:

    Aw Jesse, now i must do it as a matter of saving my honor. “favorites are for chumps”. I think that might be my new favorite quote. I have a problem with favorites too. To make something a favorite is so final. So limiting. I will grant you the general goodness of vegetables. My problems lie mostly with onions peppers and any member of the cabbage family. Not that great with the squashes or egg plants either now that im thinking about it. But honestly? I think everything in the world could benefit from being buttered and smothered in cheese. I know I would.

  4. luckybuzz says:

    I’m your best friend? Awesome. I’m flattered. 🙂

    Also, I would like to eat something buttered and smothered in cheese, now.

  5. Canada says:

    You just know I’m stealing this, right?

    And as for favourites, I often refer to things as “my current favourite”. Which allows for change.

  6. Pippajo says:

    “I’m going to trim my toenails within the next hour and nobody but you knows its going to happen.”

    I found that to be hilarious beyond all reason.

    This is the kind of thing I would call Daria to say and then hang up abruptly.

    How’d that go, by the way?

  7. crse says:

    LB you are surprised? Canada thanks for the tip! Pippa, I actually made a point to pick up my toenail clippings because I knew Gretty would be reading this and i didnt want her to be alarmed by them.

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