This one from the ever fabulous and persevering Jesse. Pack a lunch folks. Its gonna be a long one.
1. Where will you be when you turn 2007?
Im guessing I will be dust. If that.
2. How did you get the idea for your Livejournal name?
I dont have livejournal!
3. What song are you listening to right now?
Im listening to an air raid siren.
4. Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
No but that could be due to sociopathic tendencies.
5. Do you own an IPOD?
6. What’s your favorite memory from last weekend?
7. What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Shit if gretty is standing in my bedroom doorway i clearly slept in. The next thought being, ohh cool, she probably is making coffee.
8. What would be your ideal job?
Well i kind of have it. But I actually think I would make a spectacular professional drinking buddy.
9. What will you do tonight?
Go to sleep.
11. What are the last two digits of your phone number?
12. What was the last thing you ate?
13. What was last thing you drank?
14. What was the last movie you watched?
Van Wilder party liaison. Not my choice.
15. What/Who do you dislike at the moment?
The crazy bitch who sucks my soul out between 3-5 hours a week.
16. What food do you crave right now?
my mouth is full of cookie. I crave nothing.
17. What did you dream last night?
Are you joking? Between corralling the nocturnip and wrestling with Perpendicular Norm there was no “Dream time”
18. What was the last TV show you watched?
19. What is your favorite piece of jewelery?
20. Name someone on top of your Friends who is just like poo.
See #15. She has been on top of my friends and she is very much like poo.
21. You’re playing blackjack. You’re dealt a jack and a seven. Hit or stay?
Im not a hitter.
22. Who last text messaged you?
23. Are you on any medication?
Im assuming this is rhetorical.
24. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
25. What color shirt are you wearing?
The black. It represents my mother.
26. What is your favorite frozen treat?
All frozen treats are treated equally in my home. No treat receives favortism here.
27. How many piercings do you have?
28. What’s your favorite store?
Target. You know you might be overshopping target when the cashier at the snack bar sees your kids and comments that they are over their colds now.
29. Are you thirsty right now?
No i have milk.
30. Who’s someone you haven’t seen in a while and miss?
31. What did you do last night?
I visited with Erthy. I went to bed very early. I did not sleep.
32. Do you care what people think about you?
If I like them.
33. Have you ever done something to instigate trouble?
Yes but for good reasons. Well good for me.
35. What are your font colors on AIM.
I dont AIM.
36. Where do you live?
In my house.
37. Are you aggressive?
Im working on it.
38. Mobile Phone Network?
Looking for a new plan.
39. What are you listening to now?
C-span and my dog breathing.
40. What is the thing that you would most like to change about yourself?
My money situation. (NOT in a monkey’s paw way)
42. What do you smell like right now?
43. What’s your favorite color?
Again, as with frozen treats, im learning not to play favorites.
44. Do you like mustard?
In context yes.
45. What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
Self, these are hard times.
46. Would you ever sky-dive?
Not on purpose.
47. Do you sleep on your side, tummy or back?
48. Have you ever bid for something on eBay?
49. What do you think of Cary Grant?
I have a whole story about this.
50. Do you enjoy giving hugs?
For the right price, I can very much enjoy it.
51. Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?
52. Do you own a digital camera?
53. What celebrities have you been compared to?
George W. Bush. William Safire. Ghandi. Dennis Hopper.
54. Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
I heart jawas.
55. Does it annoy you when someone says they’ll call but dont?
No it secretly relieves me.
56. What are you allergic to?
57. Are you a jealous person?
I prefer to think of myself as unreasonably possessive.
58. Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?
Only if I bitched at the person who made it for cooking it badly.
59. If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name be?
different i think.
60. What are you listening to now?
Fricking bill frist.