I really want to shoot for barry white. Was barry white even an option?

Stolen from the existentially erstwhile Luckybuzz I really dont think this emphasizes my true vaingloriously ways. For my own peace of mind? Im telling myself I am not the fat, white jump suit bloated by peanut butter and lard sandwiches and prescription drugs. Im telling myself that. So nobody tell me different ok? Because I cannot have anything bedazzled in my life right now.

You scored as Elvis Presley. The United States has never been a democracy but actually a monarchy…with it’s citizens bowing to one throne. Born in Tupelo, you are the King. You have a tendency to be promiscuous, you’ll probably die of a drug overdose or be abducted by aliens, and you’re also responsible for the ousting of Jesus/Yahweh from the throne of gold.

Miyamoto Musashi

100%

Steven Morrissey

100%

Elvis Presley

100%

Charles Manson

92%

Sigmund Freud

83%

Dante Alighieri

75%

Stephen Hawking

67%

C.G. Jung

67%

Hugh Hefner

67%

Friedrich Nietzsche

42%

Jesus Christ

33%

Mother Teresa

25%

Adolf Hitler

0%

O.J. Simpson

0%

What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You?
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5 Responses to I really want to shoot for barry white. Was barry white even an option?

  1. factor 10 says:

    I scored as the samurai guy…and instantly posted the whole damned thing on my blog.

  2. luckybuzz says:

    Not going to say a single thing about Manson edging up to the top there. Not one thing. 🙂

  3. RockDog says:

    AT least you didn’t score as “OJ Simpson”…that’s a good thing…but, yeah, the Manson thing…Hmmmmm

  4. Crawlspace says:

    Some jerkface has decided to dub me with the kings moniker. I am highly displeased by this person. High displeased indeed.

  5. crse says:

    yeah the samurai guy. i was kind of pumped about him.

    The manson thing? Im pretty sure thats about my belief that i really should start my own cult or cottage industry based solely on my charisma or personality or what have you. I wouldnt kill people or anything like that though…

    Crawlspace, what does that MEAN?

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