I really want to shoot for barry white. Was barry white even an option?
Stolen from the existentially erstwhile Luckybuzz I really dont think this emphasizes my true vaingloriously ways. For my own peace of mind? Im telling myself I am not the fat, white jump suit bloated by peanut butter and lard sandwiches and prescription drugs. Im telling myself that. So nobody tell me different ok? Because I cannot have anything bedazzled in my life right now.
You scored as Elvis Presley. The United States has never been a democracy but actually a monarchy…with it’s citizens bowing to one throne. Born in Tupelo, you are the King. You have a tendency to be promiscuous, you’ll probably die of a drug overdose or be abducted by aliens, and you’re also responsible for the ousting of Jesus/Yahweh from the throne of gold.
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Madame is a bit convoluted in her twitter system so she cannot follow you back right now. Still, if you are one of my people, she can and probably does read your tweets!