Once again a visit to our friendly neighborhood Zigzagman reminded me that it is once again TMI tuesday crse style. So here goes:
-I have been thinking that I might want to send my poop pictures into rate my poo.com. Interestingly, after visiting the site, Ive noticed that while I find my own poop endlessly fascinating, other people’s poop kind of grosses me out. I think I just need my own personal rate my poop site.
– In retrospect, it occurs to me that it would have been much more efficient to just eat all the mini reese’s cups on easter eve instead of trying to dig surreptitiously through two easter baskets when little eyes are not jealously guarding their baskets.
– I had the possible worst fashion day ever after a series of events somehow led me to wearing a navy blue top, brown pants and black shoes. I was scaring myself.
– Another embarrassing incident occurred when after handling a client’s notebook, i somehow managed to transfer a disturbing brown gooey substance to the back of the notebook. The worst part? I completely blamed the client and totally lied about not knowing where the substance came from (my car…i think some fruit and some tootsie rolls might have been involved)
– Gill and norm WILL NOT STOP FIGHTING. (this isnt really embarrassingly tmi but its current events in the household) And the turnip has been replaced with a hideously whiny motherhating changeling.
and that my friends, is all i got today.