-Actually it’s friday now but im not going to call it that until I wake up tomorrow. I will take the time measurement system and make it my bitch.
– The six button and the four button are sticking on my cell phone right now. Not a lot of people know this but it’s really affecting my life right now. It’s a little patch of misery I face several times a day. Don’t give me advice about replacing the phone gentle readers. There is a whole back story to the cell phone issue and unless you want me to share it in grueling detail, just accept, sympathise or ignore.
– I lost my glasses two days ago. The turnip is not currently a suspect although he is a person of interest.
– I heard an interesting story tonight. I won’t retell it but I will admit it led to some self-examination resulting in me realizing that it would take very little encouragement to get me to tape pepperoni to my bare feet. I can’t say Im proud of this.
– Marital Communication:
(When you asked me where the buttwipes were)
What I said: (non-committal muttering)
What you heard: “I don’t care if you need wipes. Im too lazy to go get them or even tell you where they are”.
What I meant: It is not a realistic expectation to ask me to locate the wipes while im in the middle of taking a shower.
What i was thinking: Dammit, the wipes are at the sitters, DO NOT ADMIT THAT under any circumstances.
(When you asked me to remove the baby from the bathroom while you took a shower)
What I said: I don’t think I can help you with that.
What you heard: “I don’t care if you need help. Im too lazy to come and get the baby”
What I meant: Please don’t make me physically remove and then struggle with the pissed off two year old the entire time you are in the shower.
What I was thinking: Ill just pretend I don’t hear him if he calls me again.