report on the virus raging through my body…(and gill’s too)

Edited to reflect answers. Congratulations to Lucy for getting the most right.

All I really have are random quotes. You get extra credit if you can guess who said what.
(Warning: Some may appear to be obvious, but are they friends? Are they?)

“Maybe if you stop moaning like a gay porn star you’d feel better. You know, the whole mind/body connection?” Crse to Gill

“I think Im gonna be a Hasidic jew for the next….” Crse to Gill
“NO. You aren’t.”Gill to Crse

“Maybe if you stopped moaning like a pregnant whale, I could get some rest.” Crse to Gill

” Stupid kid. All he wants to do is make me read books to him. Why can’t he just watch cartoons like every other stupid little kid in America.” Crse re Turnip but not at her proudest moment

“Well it keeps breaking because of Mr. T. Mr. TURNIP I WANT TO KILL” Norml

“I think you have an addiction.”Gill to Crse
“To iTunes?”Crse to Gill
“No to finding every possible way you can to annoy the living hell out of an another person. Mainly, me.”Gill to Crse
“Well….you might have something there.”Crse to Gill

“The doctor said that I will get better if you move out.”Crse to Gill

“It’s either let me buy a karaoke machine or I make every single day of the rest of your life into a non-stop karaoke experience. You decide.”Crse to Gill

Just a little glimpse inside our week of paradise.

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7 Responses to report on the virus raging through my body…(and gill’s too)

  1. luckybuzz says:

    Ugh. Sorry you guys are sick! This, though: ““The doctor said that I will get better if you move out.”–is pure gold, baby.

    Feel better soon, willya?

  2. Jay says:

    I’ve never heard a gay porn star moan. Is it a bad sound?

  3. lucy says:

    i’m going for the extra credit challenge. My answers are in ALL CAPS, which I know lacks imagination as well as technological know how, but I have been drinking for about seven hours:

    BTW: Did you break in the karaoke machine? Did I miss it?

    CRSE TO GILL “Maybe if you stop moaning like a gay porn star you’d feel better. You know, the whole mind/body connection?”

    GILL TO CRSE“I think Im gonna be a Hasidic jew for the next….”
    CRSE’S RESPONSE “NO. You aren’t.”

    CRSE TO GILL“Maybe if you stopped moaning like a pregnant whale, I could get some rest.”

    GILL ” Stupid kid. All he wants to do is make me read books to him. Why can’t he just watch cartoons like every other stupid little kid in America.”

    NORM “Well it keeps breaking because of Mr. T. Mr. TURNIP I WANT TO KILL”

    GILL “I think you have an addiction.”
    AU PAIR“To iTunes?”
    GILL “No to finding every possible way you can to annoy the living hell out of an another person. Mainly, me.”
    AU PAIR “Well….you might have something there.”

    CRSE TO GILL“The doctor said that I will get better if you move out.”

    CRSE TO GILL “It’s either let me buy a karaoke machine or I make every single day of the rest of your life into a non-stop karaoke experience. You decide.”

  4. Andrea says:

    Oh dear god.

    This has to be Norm: “It’s either let me buy a karaoke machine or I make every single day of the rest of your life into a non-stop karaoke experience. You decide.”

    as is this “Well it keeps breaking because of Mr. T. Mr. TURNIP I WANT TO KILL”

    Hope you’re feeling better.

  5. crse says:

    Thanks for playing folks. See above for amended answers. Jay, for the record I think it depends on the quality of the gay porn

  6. Bunny says:

    I guessed, but didn’t leave my answers (Bad commenter! Bad!) I was mostly right, I’m proud to say. I got “Hasidic Jew” and “addiction” wrong. (Really, “addiction” could’ve gone either way, don’t you think?)

  7. Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation 🙂 Anyway … nice blog to visit.

    cheers, Certification!!

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