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Word on the street is that this site is inappropriate, offensive and downright nauseating at times (Im particularly proud of that last one). Please bear in mind material included is pure silliness and should not under any circumstances be taken seriously unless otherwise noted. If I hurt your feelings, trust me it’s unintentionally, and feel free to email me to tell me what a crappy person I am. I may even own it and fix it. However, please note that unpleasant and overly-serious comments are most unwelcome. I may delete you to be kind or I may simply leave you to the wolves (my commenter posse). In other words? If you can’t stand the heat, get out of my damn kitchen.
Cyber-home base of 38 year old woman with spider monkey tendencies, severe ADD and a lovely range of anxiety disorders. My sole purpose here is to entertain you with my dysfunctions.